You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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