I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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