BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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