i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
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