well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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