How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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