He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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