Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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