Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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