As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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