Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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