is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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