I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
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