i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
this beer tastes like vomit already
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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