white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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