From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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