hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
We have so much sex to catch up on
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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