you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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