You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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