She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
You pole danced in your parka.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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