U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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