you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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