I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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