shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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