1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Hippo gnu deer
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Randomize
