Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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