i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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