I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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