He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
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