Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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