I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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