so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
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