He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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