I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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