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(602): View more from Arizona

I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits

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(713): View more from Texas

well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...

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(334): View more from Alabama

I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out

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(606): View more from Kentucky

I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.

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(313): View more from Michigan

I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.

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(514): View more from Quebec

You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?

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(419): View more from Ohio

It was like getting head from an anaconda

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(805): View more from California

I want to eat a stick of butter

(1-805): View more from California

Did your pain meds kick in?

(805): View more from California

It tastes nice

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