I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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