Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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