I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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