The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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