I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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