susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
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