You smell like a Billy Joel song
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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