We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
ttyl tear gas
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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