He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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