i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
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His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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