I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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