Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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