he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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