at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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