Your mouth is God's brothel.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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