I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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