I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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