I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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