My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
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