There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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