You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Randomize
