I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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